poetic-joke:

one of my favourite things is seeing people carrying flowers around in public.
where are they going? who are the flowers for? is it their mums birthday? did someone move house?
who knows!! not me!!!

amusementforme:

endless list of favorite characters: [3/?] → Lorelai Gilmore ⇋ Gilmore Girls

Cheeseburger, onion rings, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I’m looking for heroes.

thejonymyster:

me: *wearing a ring*

guy: are you engaged?

me: engaged in combat *punches the guy in the face*